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NaNoWriMo vs Marathons – A Comparison

NaNoWriMo Winner 2014 Image

I finished!  I “won.”  I wrote a novel in a month – 50,001 in 30 days – and boy are my arms tired.  Again, for those of you who haven’t heard of this novel-ing monstrosity, National Novel Writing Month (aka NaNoWriMo) is when you pound your head against a keyboard until you hit the space bar enough times to reach 50,000 words in 30 days (November 1-30).  It teaches you to turn off your inner editor and to use three words when you could have used one.  50,000 words averages out to 1,666 words per day, because that’s how the devil likes it.  It’s free to participate, it’s on the honor system, and if you reach 50,000 words you win bragging rights (see image above) and the satisfaction of having written 50,000 words.  So basically, it’s a lot like a marathon, because the reward is in doing it (and then telling people you did it…).

 

All month I’ve been wondering – which is harder, finishing NaNoWriMo or finishing a marathon?  To help the none of you who are trying to decide between the two, I’m going to rank the difficulty of each using as many numbers and statistics as possible, while remaining completely unscientific and wholly biased.

I updated my word count more times each day than I'd like to admit.

My personal NaNo stats.  I updated my word count more times each day than I’d like to admit.

 

NaNoWriMo vs Marathons – Which is More…

Physically taxing?

While there are many late nights and many bags of M&Ms consumed while writing, finishing a marathon requires covering at least 26.2 miles on your feet.  I mean, c’mon.

Winner:  Marathon

Mentally taxing?

Everyone says running a marathon is mostly mental.  Those people are wrong.  If you want to hate yourself and hate everything that has ever come out of your head and wonder how you can even function as a human being when you can’t even form a sentence that makes sense or sounds good, then do NaNoWriMo.

Winner:  NaNoWriMo

Time consuming?

While running 26.2 miles only takes a few hours, (proper) marathon training goes on for months.  NaNo, by definition, only lasts a month.  NaNo seems like it takes a long time because there is almost no moment during that month that you don’t feel like you should be writing.  Even if you’re writing, you feel like you’re not writing enough.  While training for a marathon, you might feel like you’re slacking sometimes, but you never think you should maybe go for a run at 2 AM because you didn’t already do enough running that day.  But still, training for and running a marathon ultimately takes more time, if only because it’s more spread out.

Winner: Marathon by a nose

Exhausting?  (i.e., How quickly could you do one again?)

After my first marathon, I was tired, but I immediately wanted to sign up for another marathon (and I did).  After I completed my first NaNo, I didn’t look at what I had written for 6 years.  For literally 6 years I did not open that file again!  And I didn’t make a serious effort to finish another NaNo until 9 years after my first.

Winner:  NaNo

Difficult to complete annually?  (i.e., How many people finish it every year?)

In 2013, 541,000 people completed a marathon in just the United States (although one runner can count for more than one of the finishers, like me!).  In 2013, about 310,095 people participated in NaNoWriMo worldwide, but only 42,221 finished it (a 14% completion rate).  Also in 2013, 50,740 people started the NYC Marathon and 50,266 finished (a 99.06% completion rate).  I couldn’t find a good average completion rate for marathons worldwide, but it’s safe to assume it is many, many times higher than NaNo’s completion rate.

Winner:  NaNo by a landslide

Difficult to complete ever?  (i.e., How many times might a person complete it?)

NaNo started in 1999 with 20 participants.  In 2011 they added Camp NaNoWriMo in April & July, so there are now three time periods that are “official” NaNo months, but that’s still only 24 times the event has ever been “held.”  Marathons made their modern debut in 1896 and there were over 1,100 marathons held in just the United States in just 2013.  It’s numerically a lot easier to have done multiple marathons than to have done multiple NaNos.  And of course, since the ultimate important factor is how many times I’ve done either, I’ve finished 14 marathons and only 2 NaNos.  (It’s worth noting that you can “do” NaNo in any 30 day period you’d like, just like you can run 26.2 miles any time you like, but neither is nearly as satisfying as doing it during the prescribed time and/or place.)

Winner: NaNo by another landslide

Verdict:

NaNoWriMo is more difficult than a typical marathon.  Thank god they don’t have an option to do one in every state.

 

Have you ever participated in NaNoWriMo?  Which would you rather have to do – run a marathon or write a novel in a month?  Is there another tortuous endurance event you recommend?  Thru-hiking the Appalachian Trail perhaps?  Share in the comments!

Seal statues along East River downtown NYC

Beer Before Liquor, Never Quicker?

Sea lion statues along East River downtown NYC

Some sea lions I saw on my last Run & Chug outing. I think even the guy on the left was faster than me that night.

I haven’t posted in a while because I haven’t been running very much and because I’ve been busy with NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month – where you turn off your inner editor and write 50,000 words of some of the worst fiction on the planet).  I’ve also kinda been feeling down about running because the few runs I have done over the past month or so have been plagued with knee pain – nothing serious, just that standard low-grade pain that is as familiar as the back of my hand.

 

I know running has its ups and downs (and hills and repeats and more ups and more downs) and that it’s not a sprint, it’s a literal marathon, and that I’ll be fine.  But I’m also looking for any motivation I can get, so I’ve been trying to commit going to Run & Chug on Wednesdays more often (where even if I have a terrible run, I can drink beer and complain about it afterwards), and I’ve signed up for the Ugly Sweater Run (check for runs in your area – it’s nationwide!), as it combines everything I love about running (dressing up, being social, getting a fun souvenir, chocolate in some form, and beer).  If it offered medals and pizza, I might marry it.

 

So even though the Houston Marathon is only a terrifying 9 weeks away, and my “long” run at this point is only 6 miles (instead of the 16 according to my schedule), apparently I’m going to focus on short, social running events featuring beer.  There’s no way this could end badly.

 

Can you believe there are only 3 episodes left of The Walking Dead?  Unrelated to that, why isn’t Patrick Wilson a bigger star?  Are you participating in any Turkey Trots or other holiday runs?  Share in the comments!